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For a few months there, I had comments turned off because the comments kept filling up with spam about gambling, porno and drugs.

So, I hacked my wordpress installation. Now you have to check a checkbox, declaring yourself to not be a robot or you will get a rude message rather than successfully posting a comment.

On the plus side, I learnt about a whole bunch of new drugs:

Triggers neurotransmitters in the brain in an attempt to suppress hunger. Essentially gets you pumped up on adrenaline so you don’t feel hungry.
Helps give you an erection, but it may make you blind…
Another hunger depressant. However, this one shouldn’t be taken while agitated.
Helps fight baldness but may give you man-breasts. Sweet!

Use only as directed and if symptoms persist, see a doctor.